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minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

21 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 | 413,040 notes

danceycorpse:

condescendingchristian:

this pic honestly says it all

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I don’t know what I expected

21 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 | 295,460 notes

shenanicats:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

21 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 | 318,586 notes

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

21 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 | 354,909 notes

iwishihadafather:

zooeydeschannoying:

BEYONCE USED TO BE BLACK?!

THATS REALLY THE PHOTO YOU’RE QUESTIONING HERE????!?!?!!?!?

21 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 | 140,416 notes
21 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 | 104,374 notes

slomps:

Imagine being given a book with a photo of every person you’d ever met

21 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 | 43,415 notes

wheelcher2:

honor students cheat more than anybody 

21 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 | 254,506 notes

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

21 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 | 927,441 notes

amoying:

maplesuhtori:

j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

21 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 | 40,762 notes