THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER
this pic honestly says it all
I don’t know what I expected
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
BEYONCE USED TO BE BLACK?!
THATS REALLY THE PHOTO YOU’RE QUESTIONING HERE????!?!?!!?!?
Imagine being given a book with a photo of every person you’d ever met
honor students cheat more than anybody
COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]